Hetalia x reader auto correct 3

Hetalia x reader auto correct 3

Prussia: wanna be my girlfrien

____: you mean girlfriend
Prussia: what?

____: you forgot the D 

Prussia: don't worry Frau you'll get that later
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____: hey Romania 

Romano: IM NOT FUCKING ROMANIA!!!!! YOU
(insert loads of cuss words)

____: geez sorry dumb bastard
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____: so my mother face fucked me 

____: FML

Canada: w-what? I didn't know you and y-your mom was so c-close

____: no shit face booked* me god I hate auto correct !!! >

Canada: o-oh

____: who are you do I even know you
Canada: it's me Canada 

____: who?
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Greece: I fucked the cats today....... 
can you get me more cat food 

____: oh noes the cats I knew you loved cars but not that much!!!!

Greece:what!?! No I fed the cats not fucked!!
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Belgium: so babysitting sealand and Liechtenstein was soo easy after they went to bed I sat there watching tv and eating pizza!!

____: Ikr !! The best part is when their sleeping!! I
LUDE them when there sleeping !!

Belgium: wait?!?! What!!?!?

___: OMG !! No I ment LOVE not LUDE I'm not a PEDO!!!!!
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England: hey love what's up

____: the sky

England: no I ment what are you doing love

____: ohh then your brother America!HA!

England: WHAR ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR BLOODY MIND!!!!!!.......

____: hahaha!! Calm your tits I was joking 

England: don't joke around like that!

____: lol chill I would never do your brother 

America: you know the want my D babe

____: ha! You wish!!

America: * le gasp* how'd you know!

England : ..............
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____: hey I'm going to whore foods
Want anything

France : yes!! I want a tall, sexy blonde with blue eyes

____: no I ment whole foods 

____:and if you want a tall sexy blonde with blue eyes just get America he's tall and sexy and he has blue eyes and blonde hair !! Just put a wig on him ^_^

France: what!?!? No bleh America hell no!!


America: you know you want me France!

France: hell to the no!!
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Italy: ciao ____~!

Italy: ciao!

Italy: why aren't you answering me ____

____: sorry I lost my phone Italy ill talk to you when I

find it!

Italy: oh ok!

Italy: did you find it yet

____: no

Italy: ok
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France: I raped your goldfish

____: er.....what??

France: arg dammit!! I ment I raped your dog!!! Stupid auto correct not your goldfish that's be wrong

____:......... -.-
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Austria: I FOUND OUT HOW TO USE COCKSLAP ON MY PHONE
(I feel kinda dumb)

____: uhhhh....what?
Austria: MENT CAPS LOCK!! CAPS-LOCK!!

____: heehee...... Cockslap
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____: let's steal your food from the kitchen for the movie zombie land tonight !!!

America: I'll get the burgers and fries babe!!!

____: hahah!!! Ill get the twinkies and hobos yo!!

____: HOHOS ! I ment HOHOS

America: haha!! lol!! you're hobo stealer!!

____: yup I love stealing hobos !!