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Poland: hey girl are you like still at the mall
_____: yeah why
Poland: good i need OPI nail polish
Poland: nipple pink
____: .......nipple pink ok one or two bc you go through nail polish like that
Poland : no arg I ment TICKLE PINK
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____: did you know your bruder I trying to contact you
____: he called you twice already
Germany : yeah yeah he pissed me off yesterday so I stabbed him
____: HOLYOHMYGODYOUSTABBESYOUROWNBROTHERHOWCOULD
Germany : no I ment ignored him not stabbed he may be sat annoying but I could never do that to him Frau
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America: dudette the movie starts at 7:30! Ill bring the kitkat bars
_____: ok ill bring the penis enemies!!!! Woot woot
_____: NO! I ment the peanut s&m
America: whoa didnt know you were that kinky _____ ๐๐๐
____: I ment peanut m&ms dumbass pervert ๐ ๐
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China: Aaww ____ your titties have grown bigger there so kawaii!!!!! Desu~!!
____:!?!?! Wha- china you pervert !!!๐ณ
China: wha-!?! Noob!! Aru I ment your kitties!! ( cat name 1) and (cat name 2)
____: ohh !!! That makes more sense have they grown bigger tho
China: ๐ณ I'm ...... Not answering that aru ........... Ok maybe just a little
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England: hey ____ did you have dinner yet if not you can over and have some at my house
____: oh I already at emailer I had little seizure
England: WHAT OMG ARE YOU OK!!!
England: answer me !!! What happen are you ok?!!!??
England: DID YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL YET!!!
_____: oops I ment little Caesars ! Lol! I'm not dying ! It's was just stupid auto correct
England : I hate auto correct -.- !
_____: we all do.......
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____: so how'd your date with micheal go!?!
Hungary : AMAZ-BALLS
Hungary: drinking ........dancing ....... Having a shit load of fun
Hungary: then we made live by a huge tire!!
____: hmmm... Sounds uh romantic !
Hungary: Noob! We made love by a huge fire!!!
Hungary: we didnt make love in a junk yard
Me: why is everybody calling me a noob ๐ญ lol sure you didn't
Hungary: I think they ment noo instead of noob auto correct probably did that hun
___: oh well that makes sense
Hungary: and we Did Not make love in a junk yard!!
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France: dinner
____: YES !!!!!
____: I'm so Hungary I could eat a corpse!!!
France: I knew the zombie apocalypse was starting soon!!! America was right !!!
____: what no I ment horse ...! What I'm not a zombie!!!!
France: sure you aren't
____: I swea to god you seem just like America right
France: I think I hang out with him much now.
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____: *sigh* Spain got rid of his tone .
Prussia: That sucks. And luckily, my new phone doesn't have autocorrect on it. *smirk*
_____: Crap! Stupid correct. I meant *phone.
Prussia: I know what you meat! 'CAUSE I'M ASSHOLE LIKE THAT.
____: Good, you finally admitted it. ๐
Prussia: Of course!.... wait a minute! STUPID PHONE. THIS HAS AUTO CORRECT TOO? I CAN'T EAT IT!
____: Okay.....
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Spain: Hey, I found a dildo on the ground! Who wants it?
France: Dildo? Why would someone want a dildo you found on the ground?
Prussia: I do, I do!!!! ๐
France: ......
Spain: Oh cup! I meant dick! No, dime!
France: Umm....
Prussia: Uhhh.....
Spain: Awkward Bad Touch Trio moment
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Austria: hey ___ wanna come over And watch me play porn?
____: umm....what
Austria: I ment to you want to come over and watch me play my penis
____: what!?!? Oh Austria I never knew you were like I bet Hungary would like this hmm.....
Austria: what no!!!!!! ARG!!!! I ducking autocheese
____: so is autocheese good or bad im curious now you and America both hate it now I want to try it
Austria: WHAT NO!!!!! Arg yanno what I give up maybe you can watch me play another Time!
___: yanno as much as it good seeing you watch porn while jacking off I think I'll just have to pass yanno..........
Austria: ARRRGGG!!!!!!!!
_____: yeah why
Poland: good i need OPI nail polish
Poland: nipple pink
____: .......nipple pink ok one or two bc you go through nail polish like that
Poland : no arg I ment TICKLE PINK
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____: did you know your bruder I trying to contact you
____: he called you twice already
Germany : yeah yeah he pissed me off yesterday so I stabbed him
____: HOLYOHMYGODYOUSTABBESYOUROWNBROTHERHOWCOULD
Germany : no I ment ignored him not stabbed he may be sat annoying but I could never do that to him Frau
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America: dudette the movie starts at 7:30! Ill bring the kitkat bars
_____: ok ill bring the penis enemies!!!! Woot woot
_____: NO! I ment the peanut s&m
America: whoa didnt know you were that kinky _____ ๐๐๐
____: I ment peanut m&ms dumbass pervert ๐ ๐
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China: Aaww ____ your titties have grown bigger there so kawaii!!!!! Desu~!!
____:!?!?! Wha- china you pervert !!!๐ณ
China: wha-!?! Noob!! Aru I ment your kitties!! ( cat name 1) and (cat name 2)
____: ohh !!! That makes more sense have they grown bigger tho
China: ๐ณ I'm ...... Not answering that aru ........... Ok maybe just a little
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England: hey ____ did you have dinner yet if not you can over and have some at my house
____: oh I already at emailer I had little seizure
England: WHAT OMG ARE YOU OK!!!
England: answer me !!! What happen are you ok?!!!??
England: DID YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL YET!!!
_____: oops I ment little Caesars ! Lol! I'm not dying ! It's was just stupid auto correct
England : I hate auto correct -.- !
_____: we all do.......
------------------------------------------------------------------
____: so how'd your date with micheal go!?!
Hungary : AMAZ-BALLS
Hungary: drinking ........dancing ....... Having a shit load of fun
Hungary: then we made live by a huge tire!!
____: hmmm... Sounds uh romantic !
Hungary: Noob! We made love by a huge fire!!!
Hungary: we didnt make love in a junk yard
Me: why is everybody calling me a noob ๐ญ lol sure you didn't
Hungary: I think they ment noo instead of noob auto correct probably did that hun
___: oh well that makes sense
Hungary: and we Did Not make love in a junk yard!!
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France: dinner
____: YES !!!!!
____: I'm so Hungary I could eat a corpse!!!
France: I knew the zombie apocalypse was starting soon!!! America was right !!!
____: what no I ment horse ...! What I'm not a zombie!!!!
France: sure you aren't
____: I swea to god you seem just like America right
France: I think I hang out with him much now.
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____: *sigh* Spain got rid of his tone .
Prussia: That sucks. And luckily, my new phone doesn't have autocorrect on it. *smirk*
_____: Crap! Stupid correct. I meant *phone.
Prussia: I know what you meat! 'CAUSE I'M ASSHOLE LIKE THAT.
____: Good, you finally admitted it. ๐
Prussia: Of course!.... wait a minute! STUPID PHONE. THIS HAS AUTO CORRECT TOO? I CAN'T EAT IT!
____: Okay.....
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Spain: Hey, I found a dildo on the ground! Who wants it?
France: Dildo? Why would someone want a dildo you found on the ground?
Prussia: I do, I do!!!! ๐
France: ......
Spain: Oh cup! I meant dick! No, dime!
France: Umm....
Prussia: Uhhh.....
Spain: Awkward Bad Touch Trio moment
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Austria: hey ___ wanna come over And watch me play porn?
____: umm....what
Austria: I ment to you want to come over and watch me play my penis
____: what!?!? Oh Austria I never knew you were like I bet Hungary would like this hmm.....
Austria: what no!!!!!! ARG!!!! I ducking autocheese
____: so is autocheese good or bad im curious now you and America both hate it now I want to try it
Austria: WHAT NO!!!!! Arg yanno what I give up maybe you can watch me play another Time!
___: yanno as much as it good seeing you watch porn while jacking off I think I'll just have to pass yanno..........
Austria: ARRRGGG!!!!!!!!
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Norway x reader: Are you ticklish?
Norway just looked at you without expression, only his dull blue eyes giving away a hint of annoyance.
"...What?"
"I said, are you ticklish?" You asked innocently, plunking down next to him on the couch in his living room.
He continued to stare at you, his body tense.
"Why do you ask?"ย ย He mumbled, looking away. You giggled inwardly at this reaction.
"You're avoiding the question~" You sang, scooting closer to him and poking his shoulder.
"N-no." He muttered. Was that a hint of pink on his cheeks?
"You so are." You stated. Raising your hands, you were poised, ready to pounce.
He looked at you, fear in his eyes. You laughed darkly.
"We
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England x Reader: Tickle War
"Let's just call it a day," Ludwig announced, calming everyone down. "We're not getting anywhere and all we seem to be doing is argue so, let's come back tomorrow and actually get somewhere."
Everyone in the room nodded, you included. You had gone to every meeting so far this week and there had been so many of them, it made you sick. It was Thursday and you have been going to meetings all this week, and all of last. It wasn't fun, especially since you really did nothing. You had to be there though, for you didn't want to be yelled and scolded at.
"YES," Alfred jumped up, everyone's eyes landing on him. You giggled softly, rolling your (e/c)
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Germany x Sick!Reader Part II
You nodded into his chest. Everything was going to be alright.
~
When you awoke, it was in Germany’s arms. Under any other circumstances it would have brought a smile, and probably a blush, to your face, but you were waking for a different reason. You tore out of his arms with surprising force and made your way to the adjoining bathroom as quickly as you could manage. You tried as hard as you could to retch quietly, and when you saw the blood blooming in the water you thought you ought to wake him. Weakly you made your way to the doorway when you heard a knock on the door downstairs. Germany was still sound asleep. Taking care of you
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