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Hetalia x reader: stupid autocorrect 2

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Poland: hey girl are you like still at the mall 

_____: yeah why

Poland: good i need OPI nail polish

Poland: nipple pink 

____: .......nipple pink ok one or two bc you go through nail polish like that 

Poland : no arg I ment TICKLE PINK 
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____: did you know your bruder I trying to contact you 

____: he called you twice already

Germany : yeah yeah he pissed me off yesterday so I stabbed him 

____: HOLYOHMYGODYOUSTABBESYOUROWNBROTHERHOWCOULD

Germany : no I ment ignored him not stabbed he may be sat annoying but I could never do that to him Frau
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America: dudette the movie starts at 7:30! Ill bring the kitkat bars

_____: ok ill bring the penis enemies!!!! Woot woot 

_____: NO! I ment the peanut s&m 
America: whoa didnt know you were that kinky _____ ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜š

____: I ment peanut m&ms dumbass pervert ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ 
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China: Aaww ____ your titties have grown bigger there so kawaii!!!!! Desu~!!

____:!?!?! Wha- china you pervert !!!๐Ÿ˜ณ

China: wha-!?! Noob!! Aru I ment your kitties!! ( cat name 1) and (cat name 2) 

____: ohh :O!!! That makes more sense have they grown bigger tho 

China: ๐Ÿ˜ณ I'm ...... Not answering that aru ........... Ok maybe just a little 
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England: hey ____ did you have dinner yet if not you can over and have some at my house 

____: oh I already at emailer I had little seizure 

England: WHAT OMG ARE YOU OK!!!

England: answer me !!! What happen are you ok?!!!??

England: DID YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL YET!!!

_____: oops I ment little Caesars ! Lol! I'm not dying ! It's was just stupid auto correct 

England : I hate auto correct -.- !

_____: we all do.......
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____: so how'd your date with micheal go!?! 

Hungary : AMAZ-BALLS

Hungary: drinking ........dancing ....... Having a shit load of fun

Hungary: then we made live by a huge tire!!

____: hmmm... Sounds uh romantic !

Hungary: Noob! We made love by a huge fire!!!

Hungary: we didnt make love in a junk yard 

Me: why is everybody calling me a noob ๐Ÿ˜ญ lol sure you didn't 

Hungary: I think they ment noo instead of noob auto correct probably did that hun

___: oh well that makes sense

Hungary: and we Did Not make love in a junk yard!!
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France: dinner 

____: YES !!!!!

____: I'm so Hungary I could eat a corpse!!!

France: I knew the zombie apocalypse was starting soon!!! America was right !!!

____: what no I ment horse ...! What I'm not a zombie!!!!

France: sure you aren't 

____: I swea to god you seem just like America right 

France: I think I hang out with him much now.
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____: *sigh* Spain got rid of his tone .

Prussia: That sucks. And luckily, my new phone doesn't have autocorrect on it. *smirk*

_____: Crap! Stupid correct. I meant *phone.

Prussia: I know what you meat! 'CAUSE I'M ASSHOLE LIKE THAT.

____: Good, you finally admitted it. ๐Ÿ˜„

Prussia: Of course!.... wait a minute! STUPID PHONE. THIS HAS AUTO CORRECT TOO? I CAN'T EAT IT!

____: Okay.....
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Spain: Hey, I found a dildo on the ground! Who wants it?

France: Dildo? Why would someone want a dildo you found on the ground?

Prussia: I do, I do!!!! ๐Ÿ˜„

France: ......

Spain: Oh cup! I meant dick! No, dime!

France: Umm....

Prussia: Uhhh.....

Spain: Awkward Bad Touch Trio moment
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Austria: hey ___ wanna come over And watch me play porn?

____: umm....what 

Austria: I ment to you want to come over and watch me play my penis 

____: what!?!? Oh Austria I never knew you were like I bet Hungary would like this hmm.....

Austria: what no!!!!!! ARG!!!! I ducking autocheese

____: so is autocheese good or bad im curious now you and America both hate it now I want to try it 

Austria: WHAT NO!!!!! Arg yanno what I give up maybe you can watch me play another Time!

___: yanno as much as it good seeing you watch porn while jacking off I think I'll just have to pass yanno..........

Austria: ARRRGGG!!!!!!!!
Lol glad you guys liked it!!!!!

And yeah yeah hetalia belongs to himaruya,
Story belongs to me
And you belong to you........ I hope

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ยฉ 2013 - 2024 darkange13579
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Some of them didn’t even sound right